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Anyways, I also want to report a victory for the right side, which is, of course the side of wrong. The Flu is beating a hasty retreat from your benevolent overlord. It is now downgraded to a a slight case of "lingering death" and only 25% necrotic tissue, but that is easily hidden by black leather. If worse comes to worse, your benevolent overlord would become undead. While this may cause an insatiable hungering for brains, and lurching, jerky movements - just think about all the money we'd save on food. Anyways - I'd be a dictator for life - oh, err uh, death I mean.

Besides, the emperor died a couple of years ago, and no one noticed. I mean, look at him! His face is dead and melting off his face - ewww. At least I have the decency to wear a mask - though, it does kinda smell like feet in here. I can't help it, it's like keeping your arm in a cast for weeks.


Rev Darth