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Some of you have shown interest in joining the Storm Trooper Chorus group, so I am posting this FAQ:
Yes, you do have to be a storm trooper to join
Yes, you do have to pledge unfailing loyalty to me (or the emperor if he's watching)
No, you can't be a member of the rebel alliance, or a spy
Yes, you do get additional health care benefits (it pays to work for the government)
No, there are no "Wookie Size" storm trooper outfits, though there may be custom orders available, I just don't know.
Yes, you may bring your Ewok friends, but they have to be spayed or neutered first
Yes, there is day care/youth indoctrination - same thing, right?
No, your settings do not have to be on stun, we actually prefer it not to be, it makes life much more interesting when a blaster accidentally goes off and fries a baritone.
Yes, there are several samples of our work out there, here's one:
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Seriously funny stuff! I welcome the dark side to our family of blogs.
ReplyDeleteThe kids love the video; they've watched it 4 times already. However, they think there should be more fighting and less dancing.
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