Tuesday, March 17, 2009

First Imperialist Church of Star Wars is up

Tired of all the goody goody Republic Churches preaching, telling you to be good, listen to the force, join the rebellion? Bah! Join a religion with some teeth! (and an enormous military complex). Check out the First Church of the Imperialist. Find out how being bad can be good for you. Earn a Sith title, or if you are not interested in the priesthood, foot soldiers, religous zealots and evil engineers are always welcome.

Remember - the Dark Side is more fun

  • Sunday Worship Service from a "Darth" preacher
  • Saturday Study sessions
  • Ewok slaughtering events mid-week
  • Storm Trooper Chorus group

Rev Darth

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