Child Care Available

We will be offering a new indoctrination program - er, uh child care for tired parents who want to go on an evil bender of destruction together.

Your children will learn valuable tools, such as line formation, discipline, and complete and utter loyalty to ME!!! or, uh, the First Imperialist ideals (which does include complete and utter loyalty to me - just don't tell the emperor).

Rev. Darth