Work'n at the Tie Wash

I just wanted to mention that my tie fighter is dirty again, so we are having an extra day of child care this week (I really should stop flying it through the mud). On Monday, we will be doing a demonstration on the proper way to wash and wax a tie fighter, advanced students will be going on to learn about how to detail the interior. I feel that this workshop will aid our children in developing new skills that will aid them in the workplace, and also aid them in learning how to be subservient to our every whim (which, I know is the reason you all had kids, right?). For those of you who would like to participate in this event as an adult - you're sick, but hey, you can shine my tires. Just kidding, I wouldn't put you to work when we already have a nice workforce of little darthlings :). Soooo, you may sit around and squirt the kids with the hose, or throw soapy sponges at them - then when they try to retaliate, tell them that you are off limits because you are an adult. Trust me, the kids will be amazed and impressed with your level of maturity. (Did I mention that I will be watching from my second story window, well away from any stray missiles that might make it in my direction?). Now, you may be in awe of me and my evil genius - mwhaha. (for those of you who are not in awe, maybe you need to figure out a way to wash my Death Star, then maybe you'll have some more respect).

Rev Darth