Evil Cake

One thing that our new followers might not have realized is that evil has a sweet tooth. This lust for sweets and the lust for evil and power becomes a dangerous situation for some, as illustrated by this cake from Cake Wrecks.

Cake Wrecks is definitely one of the better blogs in the world. In spite of it's limited focus on evil, there are plenty of examples of evil cakes - both intentional and accidental. If you ever want to know how a pastry can be evil (not counting calories or the occasional poisoned cake), just ask Jen about the dreaded CCC (Cup-Cake Cake). It is my belief that some day the CCC will join the empire and attempt to destroy civilization as we know it. It will make an ugly cake - but hey, there's frosting.

But I sense that you have a question - and I'm proud of you for asking, because it shows just how evil you are, and that you want to get your worst enemies (or perhaps a wookie) a cake. An EVIL cake, a poisoned cake - with or without bon bons.

You have to go no farther than http://brog.engrish.com/ to find the perfect bakery for evil baked goods. Of course, you may have to take a long flight to the other side of the world.

Mmmmm poisoned cupcakes. That's how Darth Sweet-tooth died. Of course, his apprentice gave him the cupcake, and with the power of the force, Darth Sweet-tooth found out that it was poisoned, but alas, it just looked sooooo good with those deadly sprinkles that he ate it anyway. Hey, I never said that evil was smart, sometimes evil is just dumb - like in world's dumbest criminals.


Darth Rev