The Softer Side of Evil

The title to this post might confuse you, but recently I have been nominated for the Imperial Father of the Year. Upon nomination, we had develop a video to explain why I should be nominated. We appreciate Videojug for developing such an awesome video.

Some quick pointers not mentioned in the video:

• Know who your young teenager is hanging out with. Be wary of wookies or alliance that might want them to commit criminal acts against our rightful government.
• Although your children might have to sow some oats, remember that after they fall asleep, you can cut down the oats and prepare them for breakfast the next day.
• Always let your children join strange cults - they will learn great values there - values we don't have to teach them, AND... if they don't drink the poisoned lemonade - they are independent thinkers, if they do drink it, they were following their beliefs. It's a win-win, and you can be proud of them either way.
• Sowing oats might include dabbling in Jedi rather than Sith beliefs. This Must be squashed - Jedi beliefs are not just some cult that you WANT them to join, but something that is against our most sacred, evil beliefs in this church. If they won't turn, you may be forced to destroy them one day. They will join us, or die.

looking back at these, hmmm, they might have been cut for a reason. Ok, just follow the video: