Membership Drive

Occasionally, the forces of evil combine and join in the powerful force of a membership drive! This is modeled after public radio's fund-raising drive - but instead of asking for cash, we're asking for your devotion to the side of evil. There are many different levels of membership:

Death Star Tech
Storm Trooper
Al Queda
Accountant
Sith Apprentice
Lawyer
Sith Lord
Emperor
Dick Cheney

You can choose the amount of evil you want t o commit on a daily or weekly basis, and then select the level that is right for you. Operators are standing by to help you achieve your best, err, worst possible outcome.

So, recruit your friends. They are not limited to the Empire for being a source of evil - but it helps, and we've got great health benefits (and cookies) Mwahaha - who can deny the power of the darth cookie? Sooooo gooey, soft, warm, and packed full of evil calories! It is a wonder of evil engineering :) Like the death star, but in cookie form.