Disney-Vader Land

Darth Rev has taken a vacation to Disneyland, and spent a little bit of time in Tomorrowland improving his image to the younglings. There were mixed reviews:

CNN: Darth Vader has been working on improving his image by being a pincushion for little Jedi in training.

AWN (All Wookie Network): Woooog Awrrawg Wooook Sluuuur Woog

RAT (Rebel Alliance Television): Don't trust him - he is finding some nefarious purpose in going to Disneyland. Just because he was pretending to be stabbed by play lightsabers doesn't mean he isn't doing something evil.

EEN (Evil Empire News): Lord Vader has taken a summer job, being humiliated by the Jedi. Some speculate that after these performances, he absconds with the most talented padawans and twists them to his own personal brand of evil (which is available at all good mercantile establishments).

Univison: No se proque you tengo que discursar de esto - debo compartir una storia que toque la gente latino. Pue, supongo que hay muchos latinos en disneylandia, pero....

Darth Rev.