Intergalactic Weddings

It's been a while, sorry, I was frozen in some carbonite (long story, and it involves Ewoks).

Some people have the mistaken impression that I am not really a "father" - literally or figuratively. Let me assuage all doubts: I am both. I have a son who has fallen in with some weird cult, that calls themselves "Jedi." I also have a daughter who is very active in politics.

What can I say, I'm a man of the cloth, and - er - body armor.

Your Imperial Pastor,

Darth Rev