The Anti-Bunny Campaign

A disturbing trend has recently been realized by the Emperor and myself... that of an unusual clustering of midicholians in the rodent population, especially those of the Easter bunny persuasion. Of course, to keep our dominance as the only true source for force-teaching, the bunnies had to be taken out of the picture. A great sith-rodent war ensued (which is why I have not posted for so long). It is also worth mentioning that "cute" is not acceptable by the dark side! Just tell me, when was the last time you looked at the emperor and thought "Awwww?" (and I'm not talking about Agggg or Ugggg which I think quite often). I call for creatures of darkness to unite against the cute and furry menace! We must not allow these cunning harbingers of destruction to run amok with lightsabers. Pretty soon they will be using force persuasion to get people to bring them peanuts or corn and rabbit pellets. Pretty soon we'll be harvesting nuts for them, and even burrying it for them!?! We must not let this continue - my little flock, if you happen to see squirrels with lightsabers - do the universe a favor - save it from the possible menace of a Dark Squirrel Overlord - and destroy it with any means possible: poisoned peanut butter, explosive gas and a lightsaber swipe are all accepted methods.